my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself
World War 1 began in july 1914…
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
When you dream, your body is paralyzed!
When we are sleeping, our brain secretes chemicals to our body that causes them to become immobile. This protects you from acting out your dreams and hurting yourself. For example, imagine dreaming that you are running and you try to act that out while you’re asleep. You’re going to get injured by either running into the wall or stairs. Hence, our brain protects us while we sleep by making us incapable of moving.
However, Sleepwalking, also known as somnambulism, is a sleep disorder belonging to the parasomnia family. Sleepwalkers arise from the slow wave sleep stage in a state of low consciousness and perform activities that are usually performed during a state of full consciousness.
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that assBut make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time